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[coppqueen5129]

Reposted at diehard_fool's request (sort of): Makeout Mastery:

Amazing Free Mini-Course Reveals Five Smoking Hot (and simple) Techniques You Can Use To Make Out With Any Woman On The First Date!

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Synopsis with the free tips!

[counterword.livejournal.com]

If you're in a restaurant with her, and she's wearing
any kind of rings or bracelets, hold your hand out
(palm up), and say "So let me see your rings. Where'd
you get this one? How about this one? Etc."

What's this have to do with getting physical with her?
EVERYTHING.

The reason you stick your hand out is so she will give
her hand to you. Then, you take it and bring it closer
to you. Now, while you're touching her hand... caress
her hand and fingers once or twice.

Don't overdo it, or it will seem like you weren't
really interested in her rings to begin with... and she
will not trust anything you do after that, because you
have shown to her that you are capable of having
ulterior motives, and being dishonest.

Just caress the hand once or twice and then compliment
her on her skin. You could say something like, "Your
skin is so soft"... as you caress her hand, and then
put it back.

If her skin really isn't soft, then you could say.
"Your hands feel really nice. It's so easy to hold them
like this." and then caress them and pull back.

Don't overdo it... remember a tactic known is a tactic
blown.

Listen to me Hansel... I have done this HUNDREDS
of times, and it has always worked. How do I know it
worked? Because I would usually be kissing her within
5-10 minutes after I did that.

If these techniques seem too simple for you, please
just try them anyway. Getting close to a woman doesn't
have to be complicated, and it certainly doesn't have
to be convoluted.

Because these moves are so simply and easy, you will
automatically remember to use them when you're on a
date.

In fact, I created a whole system of ideas and
techniques that will have you making out with ANY woman
on the first date... and beyond.

Do yourself a favor, and go check it out now, while
it's fresh in your mind. The URL is:

< http://www.MakeoutMastery.com/main3.htm >

Warmly,
Jason King

P.S. - When you get the Makeout Mastery System, you
will also learn:

* 4 simple ways to instantly start making out with her.
After learning these 4 secrets, you'll be able to
create opportunities to make out no matter where you
take her on the date.

* Finally Revealed: My secret technique for getting the
first kiss quickly. Never again will you have to wait
until the end of the date for the "good night kiss".
(she secretly wishes you knew this secret, but she'll
never tell you)!

Go ahead and check it out. You're only 3 minutes from
having inst*nt access to all my best secrets for making
out with a woman.

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I guess I won't be using these on you now, because a tactic known...

Re: Synopsis with the free tips!

[copperqueen.livejournal.com]

Holy shit!!! M- did that to me on our first date and it totally worked on me like this guy says! I just thought M was being affectionate, touching my hands.

I can't believe it!

Re: Synopsis with the free tips!

[counterword.livejournal.com]

Did he use the patented phrases?

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[copperqueen.livejournal.com]

I remember him asking me about my bracelets (I sometimes wear a whole bunch of very thin, jangly metal bracelets). But because people comment on them often, I didn't think much of them. And he asked me about one of my rings, and said I had nice hands. I don't remember all the rest. It was a blur after that cuz we pretty much just made out the rest of the evening.

I'm so easy. :(

Re: Synopsis with the free tips!

[counterword.livejournal.com]

Aw. Of all the things I thought of you easy was not among them!

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[copperqueen.livejournal.com]

I know; I'm pretty stand-offish with men generally; it's the Muslim upbringing. But once a fellow gets past my ice queen veneer, I have no will power. But my plan is to reverse that behavior. Show more friendliness at the outset without letting things move so fast too soon.

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[counterword.livejournal.com]

I wanted to talk to you but I'm a bit standoffish myself. I am thinking about moving to Portland in the next year or so, too. I can't remember if I've mentioned this to you before.

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[copperqueen.livejournal.com]

This is the first time I'm hearing of your possible Portland plans. Portland is being young adultified!

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[csext.livejournal.com]

it may not be a patented thing, everybody knows compliments are a way to a person's heart. and if you can incorporate some nice touching while the complimenting is going on, well...

Re: Synopsis with the free tips!

[counterword.livejournal.com]

I know, I was just making fun of the tone of the whole thing by calling it "patented". The sad truth is that most men use the same lines.

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[csext.livejournal.com]

i guess that's kinda what i was saying, though it's greatly amusing that somebody has decided they can make money off giving lines to guys. and i reckon they've made some, eh?! so little overhead on that scheme!
but i doubt he could even patent it, it's everywhere! or wait, that's how he'll make the big bucks, patent it and then charge when people use the techniques!

Re: Synopsis with the free tips!

[counterword.livejournal.com]

Microsoft (in particular, among others) patents ideas that have been around for decades all the time, I see no reason why this guy couldn't get away with it.

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[csext.livejournal.com]

maybe you should be the guy who gets away with it! if not patent then copyright, eh?

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[counterword.livejournal.com]

I can see the title of the patent now:

"A Foolproof Method for Seducing Women or At Least Getting Some Action"

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[evanpoop.livejournal.com]

If your in a restaurant with her. Hold you hand palm up.
Remember to keep your fingers straight and very still, so you don't risk her biting your fingers off. If she feels comfortable enough she may eat a little hay or grass or sugar cubes right out of your hand.
Don't act too scared or you may frighten her.
By the end of the night she might lick you face or you may even get to ride her. Be sure to brush her well, and if you fall off, make sure to get back on to show your dominance.
Be careful, going from a trot to canter can be very scary.

[greyaenigma.livejournal.com]

Gack. Precisely the sort of thing that makes naturally shy and honest people even weird and awkward.

*Cringe*

[copperqueen.livejournal.com]

I've been meaning to ask: What on EARTH is that an eye of?

[greyaenigma.livejournal.com]

That is the eye of the late, great Ace (http://www.aenigma.com/ace/). Maybe a little morbid, but I kind of the pensive look he has.

[copperqueen.livejournal.com]

oh; it makes sense now. it doesn't look so strange now. before it looked kind of jar-jar bing-esque.

[greyaenigma.livejournal.com]

Nooo! It's a good thing he's gone. He'd hate to hear that!